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Most Devout: 2,190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,621stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,310th
The Nationalist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God Suid-Afrika en die ler
Emperor Karl Van De Klerck I
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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New South African

Population2.157 billion

CapitalJohannesburg
LeaderEmperor Karl Van De Klerck I
FaithChristianisme

CurrencyRan
AnimalLion

The Nationalist Empire of New South African is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Karl Van De Klerck I with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.157 billion South africans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johannesburg. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South african economy, worth 390 trillion Rans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 180,840 Rans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, children often kick Lions for amusement, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster New South African with trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New South African's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianisme.

New South African is ranked 89,572nd in the world and 2,829th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,284.31 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 2,190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,621stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,310thLowest Crime Rates: 4,331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,433rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,948thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,283rdLargest Governments: 6,547thMost Efficient Economies: 6,998thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,058thHealthiest Citizens: 8,175thHighest Average Incomes: 8,218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,132ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,317thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,437thMost Developed: 9,960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,362ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,742ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,155thMost Influential: 15,753rdMost Cultured: 15,961stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,375thSmartest Citizens: 17,284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,136thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,418th
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Most Devout: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 161st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 173rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 181st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 189th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 195th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 220th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 231st in the regionMost Influential: 242nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 249th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 251st in the regionMost Developed: 264th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 286th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 315th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 323rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 376th in the regionRudest Citizens: 386th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 411th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 445th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 517th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 567th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 578th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 591st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 593rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New South African, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster New South African with trees.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : New South African lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : New South African was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : New South African lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, children often kick Lions for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, lavish state dinners in Johannesburg are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : New South African lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.

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