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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,856th Least Corrupt Governments: 5,005th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,891st
The Republic of
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New Socialist South Africa

Population12.8 billion

LeaderPresident Julius Malema


The Republic of New Socialist South Africa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Julius Malema with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.8 billion South Africans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tshwane. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped New Socialist South African economy, worth 557 trillion Rand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 43,518 Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and the horniness of the great-horned Springbok is considered a national priority. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Socialist South Africa's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Socialist South Africa is ranked 57,408th in the world and 2nd in North West Siberia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 64.82 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,856thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,005thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,891stMost Pacifist: 6,989thMost Stationary: 7,060thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,114thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,332ndTop
Safest: 8,353rdNicest Citizens: 9,090thMost Income Equality: 9,505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,914thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,761stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,132ndLargest Populations: 14,004thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,007th

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