The Christmas Winter Wonderland of New Socialist South Africa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.428 billion South Africans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South African economy, worth a remarkable 2,765 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,216 Candy Canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, a video of Santa Claus wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, and saying "don't do anything that Santa Claus wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Socialist South Africa's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Socialist South Africa is ranked 272,809^th in the world and 1^st in Azania for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.32 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.