by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,066th Most Pacifist: 1,175th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,506th
The Free Republic of
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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.4 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 474 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 1,506th in the world and 35th in The Internationale for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 94.78 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,066thMost Pacifist: 1,175thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,506thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,586thSafest: 1,648thLargest Governments: 2,314thNicest Citizens: 2,388thHealthiest Citizens: 2,532ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,986thLowest Crime Rates: 3,262ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,646thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,899thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,943rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,086thBest Weather: 4,307thMost Cultured: 4,487thMost Income Equality: 4,732ndTop
Most Primitive: 8,618thLargest Populations: 9,185thSmartest Citizens: 10,177thMost Inclusive: 10,759thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,537thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,852nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionNicest Citizens: 49th in the region

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