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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,071st Most Pacifist: 1,152nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,407th
The Free Republic of
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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.892 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 454 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 5,142nd in the world and 88th in The Internationale for Most Income Equality, scoring 92.58 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,071stMost Pacifist: 1,152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,407thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,604thSafest: 1,681stTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,255thLargest Governments: 2,306thHealthiest Citizens: 2,469thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,838thLowest Crime Rates: 3,301stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,482ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,710thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,905thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,039thBest Weather: 4,156thMost Cultured: 4,428thMost Income Equality: 5,142ndTop
Largest Populations: 9,698thSmartest Citizens: 10,008thMost Primitive: 10,655thMost Inclusive: 11,025thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,908thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,838th
Largest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionMost Stationary: 48th in the region

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