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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,076th Most Pacifist: 1,240th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,571st
The Free Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Unite for the Common Good!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Sloveniakia

Population13.483 billion

CapitalBukharingrad
LeaderInt'l Socialist Alternative League

CurrencyGoldman
AnimalAnt

The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.483 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 515 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 10,988th in the world and 1st in The Homeland for Smartest Citizens, with 80.66 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,076thMost Pacifist: 1,240thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,666thSafest: 1,687thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,347thNicest Citizens: 2,555thHealthiest Citizens: 2,731stLowest Crime Rates: 3,390thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,437thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,058thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,315thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,407thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,597thMost Cultured: 4,597thMost Income Equality: 4,938thBest Weather: 5,281stTop
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Largest Populations: 8,752ndMost Primitive: 10,884thSmartest Citizens: 10,988thMost Inclusive: 11,003rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,226thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,853rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,810th

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