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Most Influential: 1,361stBest Weather: 3,444thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,492nd
The Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
A nation divided leaves its peoples vulnerable
President Orwell Wright
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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New Slovakastan

Population9.955 billion

CapitalDomáci
LeaderPresident Orwell Wright

CurrencySeptim
AnimalCoopers Hawk

The Socialist Republic of New Slovakastan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Orwell Wright with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.955 billion Slovakastanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domáci. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slovakastani economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Septims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,347 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Slovakastan's national animal is the Coopers Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Slovakastan is ranked 88,431st in the world and 82nd in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 239.40638844648 days.

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Best Weather: 3,444thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,492ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,043rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,156thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,112thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,300thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,407thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,553rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,004thHealthiest Citizens: 7,162ndMost Developed: 7,255thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,891stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,565thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,721stLowest Crime Rates: 9,118thSafest: 9,434thLargest Governments: 10,462ndSmartest Citizens: 10,571stMost Inclusive: 11,683rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,047thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,568thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,724thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13,256thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,338thMost Efficient Economies: 14,952ndMost Secular: 16,095thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,230thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,997thHighest Economic Output: 18,539thNicest Citizens: 18,659thMost Income Equality: 21,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,987thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,775th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Slovakastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in New Slovakastan, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slovakastan, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slovakastan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slovakastan, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slovakastan, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slovakastan, hardline members of the Red Bloc consider President Orwell Wright a filthy revisionist traitor.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slovakastan, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slovakastan, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for New Slovakastan.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slovakastan, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.

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