Population | 8.122 billion |
Capital | Sableburg |
Leader | Chancellor Feli Wasserfeld |
Faith | the Cult of Reason |
Currency | trinne |
Animal | Lynx |
The Social Federal Republic of New Slonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Feli Wasserfeld with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.122 billion Slonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sableburg. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient New Slonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion trinnes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,202 trinnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Chancellor Feli Wasserfeld's childhood. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Slonia's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Reason.
New Slonia is ranked 230,147th in the world and 1,042nd in Europe for Most Conservative, scoring 37.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Slonia, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Chancellor Feli Wasserfeld's childhood.
- : New Slonia was endorsed by The Free Land of Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol.
- : New Slonia was endorsed by The United Republic of The Free States of Rome.
- : New Slonia was endorsed by The Conifer States of Sarcie.
- : New Slonia was endorsed by The Holy Black Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
- : New Slonia was endorsed by The Holy Green Utopia of Ukrainida.
- : New Slonia was endorsed by The Empire of Sicilian Empire.
- : New Slonia was endorsed by The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia.
- : New Slonia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of MY Holiness.
- : New Slonia was endorsed by The Free Land of Paidousistan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 96 » Bastile, Saarenmaa, Elisabethshagen, Liberepublia, Invernessia, Meropis, Kronverg, Reiserland, Armbruster, Istastioner, Ortigia, Skalliad, Northern German Federation, Irminsulia, Thracia Republic, Basque Dominion, The Champions League, Agausia, Trixeland, Yahlia, CSB SA Union, Slavatania, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Rary, Iceagea, Regnum Italiae, Woodlands, Cot Deviet, Vurk, Raghallaigh, Western Balkania, Walfo, Agartia, Superior Saxonia, Nardin, Dark Matter, Thracia and Crimea, Wamia, Karnea, New Eestiball, UGBK, Parsininsa, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Slavinorika, Calicov, Balcem, Ottterland, Jim the Baptist, Nocciola, and 46 others.Destyntine, Ferranghia, Communist-Denmark, New Vardarland, Outer Sparta, North of Americas, Mallor, The Sigometh Dynasty, Leranditale, Alsted, Convilla, Burvenchkaht, Someseni, Newex Nov Can, Greater Bahland, Younglandia, DeNorSweLand, Soveriegn, Chronus, Dizgovzy, The New Nordic Union, Apocalypse Borg, KKoRea, Leviggo, -floptropica-, Great Whiteland, New Kowloon Bay, Iskalland, National Federation, Eistalia, Tax Haven Islands, Nordheim Empire, Quincy, Caparica, Stumphosse Res, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, Granevia, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Mally Piznoopia, Ukrainida, Union of Rossiya, Sarcie, The Free States of Rome, and Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol.