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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,790thMost Pacifist: 2,242ndMost Developed: 3,212th
The Social Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Power in Unity, Unity in Diversity
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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New Slonia

Population8.122 billion

CapitalSableburg
LeaderChancellor Feli Wasserfeld
Faiththe Cult of Reason

Currencytrinne
AnimalLynx

The Social Federal Republic of New Slonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Feli Wasserfeld with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.122 billion Slonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sableburg. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Slonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion trinnes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,202 trinnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Chancellor Feli Wasserfeld's childhood. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Slonia's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Reason.

New Slonia is ranked 230,147th in the world and 1,042nd in Europe for Most Conservative, scoring 37.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,790thMost Pacifist: 2,242ndTop
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Most Developed: 3,212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,221stMost Inclusive: 3,228thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,562ndNicest Citizens: 3,564thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,759thHighest Food Quality: 3,862ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,929thSmartest Citizens: 3,987thSafest: 4,102ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,326thLowest Crime Rates: 4,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,776thMost Influential: 5,032ndLargest Governments: 5,219thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,371stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,419thMost Cultured: 5,916thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,073rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,348thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,513thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,554thBest Weather: 6,818thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,017thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,537thMost Efficient Economies: 7,723rdMost Secular: 7,780thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,191stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,864thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,740thHighest Economic Output: 21,941stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,944thMost Income Equality: 30,962nd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionMost Developed: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionNicest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionSafest: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionMost Secular: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 120th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 135th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 149th in the region

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