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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 119thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 137th
The Eternally Liberated Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Леадер Кнощс Бест
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Slavicia

Population7.034 billion

CapitalBratska
LeaderTsar Nikita Goncharov
FaithGoncharovism

CurrencyDrhinestar
AnimalEurasian Bear

The Eternally Liberated Peoples of New Slavicia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Nikita Goncharov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.034 billion Yiddishians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bratska. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Slavician economy, worth a remarkable 2,891 trillion Drhinestars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 411,053 Drhinestars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is under martial law, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, international trade can be a pain to deal with, and soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Slavicia's national animal is the Eurasian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Goncharovism.

New Slavicia is ranked 171,286th in the world and 236th in The Black Hawks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 287.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 119thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 137thMost Patriotic: 174thHighest Poor Incomes: 197thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 612thLargest Black Market: 796thMost Corrupt Governments: 828thHighest Average Incomes: 840thMost Secular: 1,155thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,640thLargest Governments: 2,183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,376thLowest Crime Rates: 2,480thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,674thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,336thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,463rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,988thMost Authoritarian: 5,284thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,946thHighest Economic Output: 6,200thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,492ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,627thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,693rdMost Conservative: 11,141stHealthiest Citizens: 12,234thMost Income Equality: 12,391stMost Efficient Economies: 13,882ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,262ndSmartest Citizens: 15,300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,661stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,677thMost Developed: 21,654th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Conservative: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Slavicia, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slavicia, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slavicia, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slavicia, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slavicia, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : New Slavicia resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : New Slavicia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Sex Worker Protections Act".
  • : Following new legislation in New Slavicia, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slavicia, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in New Slavicia, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.

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