The Eternally Liberated Peoples of New Slavicia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Viktor Kozlov with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.525 billion Slavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yekaterinburg. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavic economy, worth a remarkable 4,257 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 447,000 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Slavic military, and requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Slavicia's national animal is the Saint-George Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Slavicia is ranked 2,504^th in the world and 9^th in Fifth Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.37 law-abiding acts per hour.