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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,304thMost Influential: 2,697thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,559th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Pride and Industry
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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New Sitkopolis

Population1.157 billion

LeaderVlamadir Putine

AnimalThree Toed Sloth

The Commonwealth of New Sitkopolis is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vlamadir Putine with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory vegetarianism, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.157 billion New Sitkopolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewPiernotopia. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Sitkopolisian economy, worth 145 trillion Piernobucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,347 Piernobucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sitkopolis's national animal is the Three Toed Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sitkosism.

New Sitkopolis is ranked 7,881st in the world and 330th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,678.6 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,304thTop
Most Influential: 2,697thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,559thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,654thMost Inclusive: 5,750thSafest: 6,344thMost Devout: 6,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,881stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,686thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,726thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,767thMost Developed: 9,271stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,687thMost Pacifist: 10,203rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,769thNicest Citizens: 11,069thLargest Governments: 11,687thSmartest Citizens: 12,006thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,456thHealthiest Citizens: 13,820thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,991stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,059thBest Weather: 17,847thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,359thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,457thMost Efficient Economies: 23,143rd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 240th in the regionMost Devout: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 330th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 330th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 343rd in the regionSafest: 363rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 363rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 482nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 483rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 484th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 500th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 559th in the regionLargest Governments: 586th in the regionMost Pacifist: 588th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 594th in the regionNicest Citizens: 629th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 649th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 687th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 720th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 743rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 775th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 780th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 805th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 857th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 876th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 888th in the regionMost Influential: 890th in the regionBest Weather: 988th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Sitkopolis was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Seanat.
  • : New Sitkopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
  • : New Sitkopolis was endorsed by The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Sitkopolis, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 167 » Siwale, Corfad, Yaorozu, Newpromisedland, Odelinor, Interdimensional Zone, Imperial Pieserged, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Great Bights Mum, Hamerica, Votak Matim, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, The Serdey Islands, Territorio di Nessuno, Kocherian, Koda-Land, Aerilia, Sevinland, Orado, Valentine Z, Lulubellia, Empy, Navsland, East Akra, Kazoo Basin, Holy Oranz, Pytong, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Notyoutopia, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Ethnon, Kragsgale, Bankowiata, Selfgradatude, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, Slyakanya, Pallaith, Former English Colony, Republica Guilleana, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Panama Coalition, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Malta Comino Gozo, and 117 others.Dabarastan, New Lakemba, Kranostav, Draconian Progression, Cretox State, Andexia, Pasargad, Crusadam, Shadowrik, The Pantheons, Heilhum Imperius, Loutsland, Sunto, Joodey, 1 very fast endotarter, The Pleiads, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Fauzjhia, Desvios, Yellops, Seenvorland, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Nodnarb, Wilkshire, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Xipher, HolyDoge, Tvers, Sikol, Climeria, Maclare, Ozstan, Hewani, Seijitsu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Star Kingdom, Godwanna, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, GenshinImpact, His Enduring Majesty, El Fiji Grande, Bharathvarsh, Illusia and Neverendia, Wisconsota, Xagill, The Republic of Free Peoples, Xentherida, Maratabat, Hyphen, Runeda, Planes, Que Lukustinardon, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nalver And, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Barabolia, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Chips and Guac, Ice and Tinian, KhalChicken, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Greater Afroeurasia, Clan Spaniel, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Maott, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Svenskan, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Kromi, Shotokonia, Simone Republic, Tyirza, Super Girl, Ellbonnia, BTProductions, Xyrron, San Felipe, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Alexander the Magnus, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, ForestMythal, Allevania, Religioncord, Siberian Workforce, Defense For The World Assembly, and Seanat.