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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,241stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,485thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,817th
The Ancient Waldensian Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Light shines in the darkness.
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New Sequoyah

Population10.396 billion

LeaderStand Watie


The Ancient Waldensian Republic of New Sequoyah is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stand Watie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.396 billion New Sequoyians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keetowah. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The all-consuming New Sequoyahian economy, worth 971 trillion Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 93,426 Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. New Sequoyah's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Sequoyah is ranked 25,527th in the world and 9th in Right to Life for Rudest Citizens, with 95.59 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,241stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,485thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,817thFattest Citizens: 3,524thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,838thMost Avoided: 4,849thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,032ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,065thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,160thTop
Most Devout: 14,426thLargest Mining Sector: 16,358thLargest Retail Industry: 16,620thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,656thHighest Economic Output: 17,592nd
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the region

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