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Most Secular: 1,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,064thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,449th
The Unholy Blue Ocean States of
New York Times Democracy
Unidos Nos Levantamos, Divididos Nos Caemos
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Seaview Cove

Population8.805 billion

CapitalSeaview City
LeaderBobalicious
FaithBobaism

CurrencySea Shilling
AnimalBoba

The Unholy Blue Ocean States of New Seaview Cove is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bobalicious with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.805 billion New Seaview Coveans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seaview City. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Seaview Covean economy, worth a remarkable 2,197 trillion Sea Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 249,595 Sea Shillings, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Bobalicious, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown. New Seaview Cove's national animal is the Boba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bobaism.

New Seaview Cove is ranked 3,077th in the world and 119th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 215 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Secular: 1,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,064thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,449thMost Pacifist: 1,745thRudest Citizens: 2,022ndMost Inclusive: 2,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,406thHighest Food Quality: 2,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,643rdLargest Governments: 2,662ndNicest Citizens: 2,707thMost Developed: 2,723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,726thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,857thSmartest Citizens: 3,021stTop
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Most Cultured: 3,077thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,342ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,411thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,573rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,587thBest Weather: 3,816thLargest Retail Industry: 3,837thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,109thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,132ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,211thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,068thHighest Average Incomes: 5,335thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,799thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,611thLowest Crime Rates: 7,024thSafest: 7,880thHealthiest Citizens: 8,252ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,796thHighest Economic Output: 10,812thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,666thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 19,501st
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Most Secular: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionMost Pacifist: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionRudest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 87th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 92nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Developed: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 119th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 120th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 134th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 161st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 165th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 187th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 187th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 230th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 236th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 240th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 242nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 353rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 356th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 391st in the regionSafest: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 394th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 399th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 580th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 582nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 1,094th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,200th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Seaview Cove, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in New Seaview Cove, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in New Seaview Cove, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Bobalicious.
  • : Following new legislation in New Seaview Cove, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in New Seaview Cove, diplomacy is a foreign concept to New Seaview Coveans.
  • : New Seaview Cove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : New Seaview Cove was endorsed by The Ashen Lands of Dragonian Kazaman.
  • : Following new legislation in New Seaview Cove, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : New Seaview Cove's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : New Seaview Cove voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".

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