Population | 22.658 billion |
Capital | Scottlingrad |
Leader | Duce |
Currency | Scottikanmark |
Animal | Great White Shark |
The Empire of New Scottika is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Duce with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.658 billion New Scottikans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scottlingrad. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Scottikan economy, worth a remarkable 9,155 trillion Scottikanmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 404,063 Scottikanmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Duce. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Scottika's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
New Scottika is ranked 312,713th in the world and 3,688th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -948.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Scottika, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Duce.
- : Following new legislation in New Scottika, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in New Scottika, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
- : Following new legislation in New Scottika, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
- : Following new legislation in New Scottika, when their backs are against the walls New Scottikans look out for gay men.
- : New Scottika was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in New Scottika, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in New Scottika, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy".
- : New Scottika voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regarding Artificial Islands".
- : Following new legislation in New Scottika, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 52 » Pandaland II, Nas Crustium, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, Isle Royale, BIteland, New Belia, Orcatortugs, Podium, Av Libertas Vindex, Muad-Dib, Overthinkers, Corbeil, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Hongg Kong, Apexiala, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Sindria, Willow Gate, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Occidius, Hyperion Towers, Wickedly evil people, Rotvania, Fotisdia, Isachile Tum, RelentlessPirates, Wakoshima, Fujai, Glastol, Acarodia, Algueneia, Guitermot, Costelloland, Freehold Lakes, Nalibia, Kisovec, NewIberia, All European nations, Xanderstan, Sorprendente, Opassom, Covenentia, Reformed Hoffon, Kennamore, Pongo Tapanuliensis, and 2 others.Elegarth, and Cothe.