Population | 290 million |
Capital | Vextonville |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | horse |
The Federal Republic of New Schurmina is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and digital currency. The quiet, industrious population of 290 million New Schurminans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vextonville. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.
The strong New Schurminan economy, worth 19.8 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,247 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Schurmina's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
New Schurmina is ranked 266,426th in the world and 3,949th in Suspicious for Most Beautiful Environments, with 259.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Schurmina, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
- : Following new legislation in New Schurmina, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in New Schurmina, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
- : Following new legislation in New Schurmina, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in New Schurmina, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
- : New Schurmina's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : New Schurmina changed its national capital to "Vextonville".
- : Following new legislation in New Schurmina, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named New Schurmina's new capital.
- : Following new legislation in New Schurmina, news headlines usually include p-values.
- : New Schurmina's influence in Suspicious rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".