Population | 4.232 billion |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | krona |
Animal | dolphin |
The Federation of New Sasi is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.232 billion Sasis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Sasi economy, worth 760 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,642 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime is totally unknown. New Sasi's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
New Sasi is ranked 95,230th in the world and 210th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 475.13349452548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Sasi, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in New Sasi, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
- : Following new legislation in New Sasi, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
- : Following new legislation in New Sasi, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
- : Following new legislation in New Sasi, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
- : Following new legislation in New Sasi, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in New Sasi, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in New Sasi, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming.
- : Following new legislation in New Sasi, Leader is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : New Sasi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.