The Dominion of New Sanet is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Polydorus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.709 billion New Sanetians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Nysa. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Sanetian economy, worth 221 trillion Thyrsuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,464 Thyrsuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Towns are often run by puppets, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime is totally unknown. New Sanet's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Sanet is ranked 243,817^th in the world and 8,383^rd in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.13 weapons per person.