The Dominion of New Sanet is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Polydorus with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.958 billion New Sanetians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Nysa. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Sanetian economy, worth 454 trillion Thyrsuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 153,704 Thyrsuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, and money grows on trees. Crime is totally unknown. New Sanet's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sanet is ranked 261,060^th in the world and 12,285^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.68 crimes per hour.