The Republic of New Saharia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Executor Jason Ellecon with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 9.498 billion Saharians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edekar. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Saharian economy, worth a remarkable 1,681 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 177,074 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Saharia's national animal is the Battlecruiser, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not stated.

New Saharia is ranked 310,596^th in the world and 61^st in The Galactics Union for Most Primitive, scoring -496.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.