Population | 6.226 billion |
Capital | Edekar |
Leader | Executor Jason Ellecon |
Faith | not stated |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Battlecruiser |
The Republic of New Saharia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Executor Jason Ellecon with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.226 billion Saharians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edekar. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Saharian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,641 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young adults still believe that Battlecruisers deliver newborns to expecting parents, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Saharia's national animal is the Battlecruiser, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not stated.
New Saharia is ranked 226,263rd in the world and 48th in The Galactics Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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New Saharia, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in
New Saharia, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
- : Following new legislation in
New Saharia, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in
New Saharia, young adults still believe that Battlecruisers deliver newborns to expecting parents.
- : Following new legislation in
New Saharia, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Following new legislation in
New Saharia, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
- : Following new legislation in
New Saharia, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
- : Following new legislation in
New Saharia, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in
New Saharia, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade New Saharian Moonshine".
- : Following new legislation in
New Saharia, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.