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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,343rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,157thLowest Crime Rates: 2,330th
The Free Commune State of
Democratic Socialists
Pax Brittanicum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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New Russsia

Population7.678 billion

LeaderJulius Caeservich

CurrencyEuro Pound

The Free Commune State of New Russsia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julius Caeservich with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.678 billion New russsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caerdydd. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New Russsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Euro Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,592 Euro Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on New russsians's kindness, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Russsia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Russsia is ranked 240,302nd in the world and 467th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -25.92 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,343rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,157thLowest Crime Rates: 2,330thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,421stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,664thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,906thBest Weather: 3,057thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,118thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,357thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,401stLargest Governments: 4,101stMost Developed: 4,602ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,675thMost Influential: 4,904thSafest: 4,922ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,476thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,945thSmartest Citizens: 8,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,394thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,565thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,345thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,590thMost Cultured: 10,622ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,531stMost Efficient Economies: 14,980thHighest Economic Output: 17,700thMost Pacifist: 18,232ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,624thMost Income Equality: 21,393rdMost Secular: 22,647th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the region

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