The Free Commune State of New Russsia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julius Caeservich with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.678 billion New russsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caerdydd. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New Russsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Euro Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,592 Euro Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on New russsians's kindness, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Russsia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Russsia is ranked 240,302^nd in the world and 467^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -25.92 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.