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Most Influential: 621st Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,552nd Nicest Citizens: 4,893rd
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New Rivia

Population4.562 billion

CapitalGeralt's Bridge
LeaderPrime President Hugo Wirsing

Currencynew newrivian ducat
Animalsea turtle

The Democratic Union of New Rivia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime President Hugo Wirsing with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.562 billion Newrivians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geralt's Bridge. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The Newrivian economy, worth 427 trillion new newrivian ducats a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 93,750 new newrivian ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime is totally unknown. New Rivia's national animal is the sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Rivia is ranked 149,445th in the world and 8,746th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -9.27 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Influential: 621stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,552ndNicest Citizens: 4,893rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,209thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,291stMost Politically Free: 5,435thMost Inclusive: 5,551stMost Cultured: 7,128thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,751stTop
Nudest: 8,882ndSmartest Citizens: 9,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,863rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,369thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,427thHighest Drug Use: 10,475thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,725thMost Pacifist: 10,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,738thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,130thSafest: 13,165thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,374thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,569th
Most Politically Free: 105th in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 211th in the regionNicest Citizens: 273rd in the regionNudest: 282nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 291st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 305th in the regionMost Cultured: 339th in the regionMost Inclusive: 341st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 364th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 383rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 431st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 489th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 534th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 556th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 556th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 573rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 585th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 672nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 672nd in the regionSafest: 679th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 729th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 844th in the regionLargest Governments: 888th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 894th in the regionLargest Populations: 910th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 935th in the region

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