The Kingdom of New Rhomania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Traian I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.957 billion New Rhomanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dracorum. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Rhomanian economy, worth 190 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,526 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Rhomania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Oremicism.

New Rhomania is ranked 10,176^th in the world and 6^th in Coldonia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 30,322.15 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.