The People's Republic of New Republic of Romeo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Carver de Gregor with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.348 billion Romeoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village Hall. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Romeoan economy, worth 81.6 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,539 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, citizens have voted the song "Chancellor Carver de Gregor Smells Like A Coyote" as their new national anthem, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and Chancellor Carver de Gregor's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Republic of Romeo's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Republic of Romeo is ranked 269,084^th in the world and 618^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 0.49 flags saluted per person per day.