Population | 6.152 billion |
Capital | Baronston City |
Leader | Chancellor Rolen Owlwrath |
Currency | Roma |
Animal | Bear |
The Still Not a Republic of New Republic of Roman is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Rolen Owlwrath with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.152 billion New Romanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baronston City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion Romas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 198,600 Romas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, commemoration of the Great The Black Hawks War costs almost as much as the war itself, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Republic of Roman's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Republic of Roman is ranked 4,898th in the world and 15th in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.17 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
New Republic of Roman, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in
New Republic of Roman, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in
New Republic of Roman, commemoration of the Great The Black Hawks War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in
New Republic of Roman, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in
New Republic of Roman, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in
New Republic of Roman, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in
New Republic of Roman, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in
New Republic of Roman, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
- : Following new legislation in
New Republic of Roman, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in
New Republic of Roman, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.