The Still Not a Holy Republic of New Republic of Roman is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Rolen Owlwrath with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.624 billion New Republic Of Romanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baronston City. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Republic Of Romanian economy, worth 195 trillion Romas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 120,089 Romas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, astronauts take one small step for New Republic of Roman and one giant step backward from confrontation, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Republic of Roman's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Republic of Roman is ranked 225,086^th in the world and 306^th in The Black Hawks for Highest Drug Use, scoring 12.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.