The Federal Republic of New Qafedemar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Ajit Adhikari with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.687 billion New Qafedemarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khadiff. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Qafedemarian economy, worth 856 trillion Dekhins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 182,747 Dekhins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and business is banging at no-tell motels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Qafedemar's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Phejong.

New Qafedemar is ranked 46,225^th in the world and 1,124^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 20.74 flags saluted per person per day.