The Federal Republic of New Qafedemar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hui-chao Beifong with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.954 billion New Qafedemarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Qafedemarian economy, worth 215 trillion Republic Ruoroes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,099 Republic Ruoroes, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, agricultural employees work for peanuts, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", and public toilets are famed for their rear entries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Qafedemar's national animal is the Unagi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Phejong.

New Qafedemar is ranked 31,381^st in the world and 1,028^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,149.27 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.