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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,388thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,743rd
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good
Hui-chao Beifong
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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New Qafedemar

Population1.954 billion

CapitalRepublic City
LeaderHui-chao Beifong
FaithPhejong

CurrencyRepublic Ruoro
AnimalUnagi

The Federal Republic of New Qafedemar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hui-chao Beifong with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.954 billion New Qafedemarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Qafedemarian economy, worth 215 trillion Republic Ruoroes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,099 Republic Ruoroes, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, agricultural employees work for peanuts, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", and public toilets are famed for their rear entries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Qafedemar's national animal is the Unagi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Phejong.

New Qafedemar is ranked 31,381st in the world and 1,028th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,149.27 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,388thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,743rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,154thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,905thMost Influential: 8,381stLargest Black Market: 9,708thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,009thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,097thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,725thLargest Retail Industry: 13,331stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,941stMost Devout: 16,586thMost Pacifist: 18,207thMost Developed: 20,184thMost Efficient Economies: 20,972ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,984th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 203rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 314th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 324th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 409th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 441st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 483rd in the regionMost Devout: 489th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 494th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 558th in the regionMost Developed: 588th in the regionMost Influential: 649th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 654th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 658th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 718th in the regionMost Pacifist: 722nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Qafedemar was endorsed by The High Court Justice of Ebonhand.
  • : New Qafedemar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 5% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.
  • : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?".
  • : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls.
  • : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, children have only the most basic of education.
  • : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Hui-chao Beifong off a murder charge.
  • : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, democratic debates have been removed from the government.
  • : New Qafedemar was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".

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