The Federation of New Pryskiva is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 443 million New Pryskivans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Servansi. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient New Pryskivan economy, worth 15.8 trillion Arbøns a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,761 Arbøns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Pryskiva's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Pryskiva is ranked 227,913^th in the world and 23^rd in Free United States for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 195.59 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.