The Federal Republic of New Poopy Butthole is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 62 million New Poopy Buttholeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.6%.

The New Poopy Buttholean economy, worth 3.71 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,807 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, being dead no longer has any benefits, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Poopy Butthole's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Poopy Butthole is ranked 61,186^th in the world and 449^th in Europeia for Best Weather, with 108 Meters Of Sunlight.