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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,731stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,782ndMost Influential: 7,365th
The Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Oooweee
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Poopy Butthole

Population802 million

CapitalNew Poopy Butthole City

CurrencyNew Poopy Buttholean Dollar
AnimalElephant

The Federal Republic of New Poopy Butthole is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 802 million New Poopy Buttholeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Poopy Butthole City. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New Poopy Buttholean economy, worth 70.3 trillion New Poopy Buttholean Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,682 New Poopy Buttholean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Poopy Buttholeans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Poopy Butthole's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Poopy Butthole is ranked 80,104th in the world and 419th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 933.82 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,731stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,782ndMost Influential: 7,365thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,187thMost Pacifist: 9,145thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,310thBest Weather: 12,840thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,675thSafest: 13,677thMost Inclusive: 15,298thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,902ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,075thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,345thHealthiest Citizens: 21,805thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,059thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,503rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the region

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