The Federal Republic of New Poopy Butthole is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 802 million New Poopy Buttholeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Poopy Butthole City. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New Poopy Buttholean economy, worth 70.3 trillion New Poopy Buttholean Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,682 New Poopy Buttholean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Poopy Buttholeans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Poopy Butthole's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Poopy Butthole is ranked 80,104^th in the world and 419^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 933.82 on the Societal Mobility Rating.