by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,375th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,528th Rudest Citizens: 2,373rd
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation States
President Reagan
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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New Pleasant Hill

Population3.275 billion

CapitalThe Federal District of Pleasant Hill
LeaderPresident Reagan

CurrencyNPH Dollar
AnimalHoney Badger

The Armed Republic of New Pleasant Hill is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Reagan with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.275 billion New Pleasant Hillians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Federal District of Pleasant Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Pleasant Hillian economy, worth 638 trillion NPH Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 195,033 NPH Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 559,988 per year while the poor average 54,014, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (New Pleasant Hill has found 1 easter egg), it's said that President Reagan can turn every pleasure into a chore, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Pleasant Hill's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Pleasant Hill is ranked 149,835th in the world and 7,541st in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.98 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Influential: 1,375thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,528thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,373rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,737thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,554thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,958thLargest Retail Industry: 5,171stHighest Average Incomes: 5,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,305thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,499thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,246thSmartest Citizens: 7,459thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,641stMost Developed: 7,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,683rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,703rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,699thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,351stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,091stSafest: 10,276thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,878thLargest Governments: 11,106thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,084thHealthiest Citizens: 12,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,509thLowest Crime Rates: 16,060th
Rudest Citizens: 136th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 198th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 253rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 269th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 272nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 278th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 309th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 326th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 360th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 392nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 407th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 433rd in the regionMost Developed: 444th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 491st in the regionLargest Governments: 526th in the regionMost Influential: 536th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 547th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 554th in the regionSafest: 554th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 631st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 684th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 705th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 749th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 785th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 119 » Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, The United States of Romania, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Aenglaland, Great Bights Mum, Shibutani, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Vincone Cae, Oshonia, Corfad, Sinelona, Democritus, Siwale, Amauri, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Lionia, THX1138, Mzeusia, Dar es Saalam, Spartoptia, Sundred, North Bratislava, Omnistria, BrightFutures, Uganda Knuckles UK, Atomic Industry Islands, Frances Francis the First of France, Selfgradatude, United Draconia, Holy Oranz, The Windmilluminati, Sunto, New Bremerton, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Former English Colony, Sakaryata, Californian Redwood, Pallaith, Newpromisedland, Sil Dorsett, Votak Matim, Niradans, and 69 others.Papika, El Fiji Grande, Valhalla123, Machendel, McMasterdonia, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Ethnon, The Notorious Mad Jack, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Agrauron, Diodone, Xagill, Jefffliu, Gladio II, Rosewood-, Napnomadia, Yarecir, New Pruessen, Sheldanada, Katschekistan, Bearical, Snoodum, United North American, Stat Artha, Sanjurika, Ka Ching, Daedric Stellar Empire, Australiland, Unsophisticate, Hong Kong Empire, Shadowrik, Black Templares, Federation Terra Australis, Yukti, Empy, Lunallian, Dreadton, Outer Egorniand, The Islands of Tonga, Ninjak30, Xentherida, The Realm of Dorne, The Pantheons, The South Falls, Maott, General COE, SillyString, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethereal Expanse, Victoriaans Nederlands, Steraz, The Black Cathedral, National Goats, Pasargad, Buckerino, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Bridgett, Atain, Crown Isles, The Sinclarian Provinces, Suicidistan, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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