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Healthiest Citizens: 174thMost Developed: 177thLongest Average Lifespans: 194th
The Confederal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Scientia, iustitia, misericordia, et doctrina
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Philippine Federation

Population13.367 billion

CapitalNew Manila

CurrencyPiso
AnimalSparrow

The Confederal Republic of New Philippine Federation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.367 billion New Philippine Federationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manila. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Philippine Federationian economy, worth a remarkable 4,289 trillion Pisoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 320,923 Pisoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Philippine Federation's national animal is the Sparrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Philippine Federation is ranked 3,135th in the world and 77th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 178.52 Insults Per Minute.

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Healthiest Citizens: 174thMost Developed: 177thLongest Average Lifespans: 194thSafest: 274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 288thLeast Corrupt Governments: 342ndMost Secular: 375thSmartest Citizens: 398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 416thMost Efficient Economies: 424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 436thBest Weather: 502ndLowest Crime Rates: 516thMost Beautiful Environments: 573rdMost Pacifist: 629thMost Cultured: 706thMost Inclusive: 755thLargest Governments: 905thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,006thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,092ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,432ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,439thHighest Average Incomes: 1,593rdNicest Citizens: 1,594thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,762ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,950thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,403rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,434thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,818thRudest Citizens: 3,135thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,463rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,194thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,579thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,550thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,739thMost Influential: 14,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,318thLargest Populations: 17,635thHighest Drug Use: 18,300th
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Most Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 142nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 144th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 144th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 256th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 293rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 432nd in the regionNudest: 447th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 486th in the regionMost Influential: 744th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 882nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : New Philippine Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, New Philippine Federationian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.

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