The Colony of New Ostrov is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.992 billion New Ostrovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlovac. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The New Ostrovian economy, worth 118 trillion korunas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,289 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and a major religion has been named as New Ostrov's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ostrov's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Ostrov is ranked 59,636^th in the world and 3,740^th in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 11.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.