The Reino Socialista Federal of New osethia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Josep Luiz Inacio Antonio II with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The cynical, devout population of 1.531 billion Osetianoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cidade de Ostótia. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong New osethian economy, worth 86.6 trillion Real Osetianoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,537 Real Osetianoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New osethia's national animal is the Lions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New osethia is ranked 69,666^th in the world and 28^th in Arakeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.05 law-abiding acts per hour.