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New Orcrimmar

Population11.229 billion

CapitalNew Ponyville
LeaderEmpress Fluttershy
Faithponyism

Currencybit
Animalpegasus

The Empire of New Orcrimmar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Fluttershy with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 11.229 billion New Orcrimmarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ponyville. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Orcrimmarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,626 trillion bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 233,942 bits, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, every week is blindness awareness week, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and all the playground's a stage for New Orcrimmarian schoolchildren. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Orcrimmar's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ponyism.

New Orcrimmar is ranked 13,328th in the world and 21st in Pony Lands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,854.79 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 635thLargest Publishing Industry: 922ndLargest Governments: 1,234thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,376thLowest Crime Rates: 1,473rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,545thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,614thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,781stMost Devout: 1,838thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,844thSmartest Citizens: 1,961stHealthiest Citizens: 2,608thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,039thMost Cultured: 3,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,086thHighest Average Incomes: 3,539thHighest Economic Output: 4,157thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,918thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,456thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,466thNicest Citizens: 5,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,131stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,550thSafest: 7,550thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,355thMost Conservative: 9,064thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,346thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,095thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,667thMost Inclusive: 12,038thMost Developed: 12,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,282ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,328thMost Authoritarian: 14,367thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,454thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,676th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Orcrimmar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, all the playground's a stage for New Orcrimmarian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : New Orcrimmar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, New Orcrimmarian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in New Orcrimmar, citizens worry more about a split end than their deceased parent.

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