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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19thLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd
The Welfare Collective of
Left-wing Utopia
United through equality, The People stand as one
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Noveria

Population14.02 billion

CapitalNew Tazovsky
LeaderThe Volition of the People
FaithThe Pioneer Movement of New Noveria

CurrencyRouble
AnimalYak

The Welfare Collective of New Noveria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Volition of the People with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.02 billion New Noverians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tazovsky. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Noverian economy, worth a remarkable 4,199 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,544 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Noveria's national animal is the Yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Pioneer Movement of New Noveria.

New Noveria is ranked 22nd in the world and 1st in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 28,765.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19thLargest Welfare Programs: 22ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48thHighest Average Tax Rates: 91stMost Advanced Public Education: 113thLargest Governments: 115thSafest: 130thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 140thMost Rebellious Youth: 151stLongest Average Lifespans: 191stLeast Corrupt Governments: 214thHealthiest Citizens: 214thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 272ndLowest Crime Rates: 277thMost Pacifist: 316thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 341stMost Cultured: 362ndSmartest Citizens: 404thHighest Poor Incomes: 522ndMost Beautiful Environments: 525thMost Compassionate Citizens: 559thNicest Citizens: 576thHighest Food Quality: 687thMost Cheerful Citizens: 971stBest Weather: 1,561stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,678thMost Inclusive: 1,992ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,132ndTop
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Most Developed: 2,432ndHighest Economic Output: 2,924thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,195thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,756thMost Income Equality: 9,703rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,022ndMost Patriotic: 14,198thMost Secular: 16,267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,538thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,066thLargest Populations: 19,686thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,583rd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionMost Inclusive: 59th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Developed: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 114th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 201st in the regionMost Income Equality: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 257th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 485th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 530th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 582nd in the regionMost Extreme: 620th in the regionMost Patriotic: 633rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Noveria, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.

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