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Most Devout: 6,883rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,462nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,457th
The Incorporated States of
Capitalist Paradise
Nihil Sine Deo
Influence
Instigator
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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New Nicoland

Population91 million

CurrencyNicoin
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Incorporated States of New Nicoland is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 91 million New Nicolandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The thriving New Nicolandian economy, worth 7.03 trillion Nicoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 77,244 Nicoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Imperial Eagle, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Nicoland's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

New Nicoland is ranked 17,466th in the world and 2nd in the aussie wankers for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,144.15 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 6,883rdTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,462ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,457thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,701st
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Nicoland's influence in The aussie wankers rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Following new legislation in New Nicoland, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : New Nicoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Nicoland, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
  • : Following new legislation in New Nicoland, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Imperial Eagle.
  • : Following new legislation in New Nicoland, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : New Nicoland was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in New Nicoland, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : New Nicoland's influence in The aussie wankers fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in New Nicoland, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.

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