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Largest Insurance Industry: 136th Largest Mining Sector: 186th Most Efficient Economies: 259th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Victory through strength. Strength through sacrifice.
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New New Dineenistan

Population16.107 billion

CapitalDineenistoria
LeaderGod-King
FaithDineenianism

Currencyorgan
Animaltree monster

The Holy Empire of New New Dineenistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-King with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.107 billion New New Dineenistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dineenistoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New New Dineenistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,645 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,529 organs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,065,926 per year while the poor average 89,521, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. New New Dineenistan's national animal is the tree monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dineenianism.

New New Dineenistan is ranked 154,189th in the world and 7,693rd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -48.79 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 136thLargest Mining Sector: 186thMost Efficient Economies: 259thLargest Black Market: 318thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 339thMost Ignorant Citizens: 480thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 614thMost Avoided: 643rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 666thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 675thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 716thMost Devout: 718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 719thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 925thHighest Average Incomes: 937thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,099thHighest Economic Output: 1,206thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,611thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,680thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,060thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,533rdNudest: 2,947thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,982ndMost Conservative: 3,887thLargest Retail Industry: 3,916thLowest Crime Rates: 4,188thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,093rdLargest Governments: 5,615thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,179thMost Stationary: 7,282ndFattest Citizens: 7,333rdTop
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Largest Populations: 8,412thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,874thMost Authoritarian: 12,512thMost Influential: 14,980thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,057thRudest Citizens: 15,155th
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Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 91st in the regionNudest: 102nd in the regionLargest Populations: 106th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 165th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 191st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 197th in the regionMost Conservative: 219th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 260th in the regionFattest Citizens: 260th in the regionLargest Governments: 267th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 585th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 626th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 669th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 753rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : New New Dineenistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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