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Largest Insurance Industry: 218thLargest Mining Sector: 314thMost Ignorant Citizens: 493rd
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Victory through strength. Strength through sacrifice.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New New Dineenistan

Population17.846 billion

CapitalDineenistoria
LeaderGod-King
FaithDineenianism

Currencyorgan
Animaltree monster

The Holy Empire of New New Dineenistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.846 billion New New Dineenistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dineenistoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New New Dineenistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,906 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,957 organs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,372,733 per year while the poor average 31,006, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. New New Dineenistan's national animal is the tree monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dineenianism.

New New Dineenistan is ranked 39,118th in the world and 981st in Balder for Most Extreme, scoring 29.47 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 218thLargest Mining Sector: 314thMost Ignorant Citizens: 493rdMost Avoided: 587thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 596thMost Corrupt Governments: 612thMost Devout: 780thHighest Disposable Incomes: 865thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,150thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,241stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,322ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,424thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,756thHighest Economic Output: 1,837thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,932ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,380thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,394thHighest Average Incomes: 2,561stLargest Black Market: 2,918thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,987thNudest: 4,158thMost Efficient Economies: 4,391stMost Conservative: 4,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,169thLargest Retail Industry: 5,710thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,384thLowest Crime Rates: 6,603rdFattest Citizens: 6,828thLargest Populations: 8,218thTop
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Largest Governments: 15,885thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,850thMost Authoritarian: 17,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,266thRudest Citizens: 18,383rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,644th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 95th in the regionMost Conservative: 106th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionLargest Black Market: 126th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 132nd in the regionNudest: 157th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 180th in the regionLargest Populations: 199th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 268th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 279th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 287th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 334th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 380th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 422nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 462nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 486th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 578th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
  • : New New Dineenistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : New New Dineenistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, people who have lived their entire lives in New New Dineenistan are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : New New Dineenistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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