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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,783rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,495thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,529th
The Internet Forum of
Left-wing Utopia
They Do It For Free
Dread Lord Neros
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New Neros

Population13.801 billion

CapitalA Series of Tubes
LeaderDread Lord Neros


The Internet Forum of New Neros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dread Lord Neros with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.801 billion New Nerosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Series of Tubes. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Nerosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,943 trillion Ners a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,808 Ners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, the study of medicine is popular throughout New Neros, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown. New Neros's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Neros is ranked 48,037th in the world and 1,854th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,673.79 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,783rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,495thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,529thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,233rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,992ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,273rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,737thLargest Governments: 8,378thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,666thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,844thMost Inclusive: 9,010thHighest Economic Output: 9,089thMost Developed: 10,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,368thNudest: 11,376thSmartest Citizens: 11,409thHighest Food Quality: 11,642ndMost Cultured: 11,662ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,125thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,300thHealthiest Citizens: 13,215thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,452ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,070thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,549thMost Income Equality: 18,665thLowest Crime Rates: 18,961stMost Secular: 19,222ndLargest Populations: 20,755thSafest: 21,065th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 95th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 250th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 251st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 353rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 382nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 417th in the regionNudest: 441st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 448th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 449th in the regionMost Inclusive: 466th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 481st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 507th in the regionMost Income Equality: 531st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 532nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 539th in the regionMost Developed: 560th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 591st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 597th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 604th in the regionLargest Populations: 608th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 652nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 656th in the regionMost Cultured: 682nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 691st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 728th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 741st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 783rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 885th in the region

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