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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,948thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,375thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,613th
The Internet Forum of
Left-wing Utopia
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Dread Lord Neros
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New Neros

Population14.701 billion

CapitalA Series of Tubes
LeaderDread Lord Neros


The Internet Forum of New Neros is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dread Lord Neros with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.701 billion New Nerosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Series of Tubes. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Nerosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,070 trillion Ners a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,808 Ners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, the study of medicine is popular throughout New Neros, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown. New Neros's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Neros is ranked 11,416th in the world and 4th in The Council of The Multiverse for Smartest Citizens, with 86.09 quips per hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,948thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,375thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,613thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,491stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,305thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,642ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,979thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,508thLargest Governments: 8,805thHighest Economic Output: 9,136thMost Inclusive: 9,412thMost Developed: 10,459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,042ndNudest: 11,282ndSmartest Citizens: 11,416thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,474thMost Cultured: 11,625thHighest Food Quality: 11,783rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,094thNicest Citizens: 12,807thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 13,567thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,801stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,274thHealthiest Citizens: 14,321stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,211thHighest Average Incomes: 17,877thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,286thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,528thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,936thMost Secular: 19,929thLowest Crime Rates: 19,964thLargest Populations: 20,434thMost Income Equality: 21,340thSafest: 22,027th
Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the region

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