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Largest Publishing Industry: 9,691st Safest: 11,599th Most Efficient Economies: 12,678th
The Cool and Happy Lands of
Moralistic Democracy
Tsogang, Tsogang! Banna Tsogang!
President Zhou Mao
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Nazi Comrade

Population4.83 billion

CapitalNick Wilde
LeaderPresident Zhou Mao
FaithTerran Blood and Communism

AnimalRed Fox

The Cool and Happy Lands of New Nazi Comrade is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Zhou Mao with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.83 billion Kaameraatesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nick Wilde. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaameraatesian economy, worth 580 trillion Yuyenwons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,285 Yuyenwons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Nazi Comrade's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terran Blood and Communism.

New Nazi Comrade is ranked 17,433rd in the world and 8th in ASEAN REGION for Most Cultured, scoring 88 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Publishing Industry: 9,691stSafest: 11,599thMost Efficient Economies: 12,678thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,265thMost Developed: 13,822ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,221stRudest Citizens: 14,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,500thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,552nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the region

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