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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 76thLargest Mining Sector: 86thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 257th
The Nationale Republik of
Father Knows Best State
Non deficiemus.
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Prime Minister
Civil Rights
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New Nationale Einheit

Population19.446 billion

LeaderAcwulf Schulz


The Nationale Republik of New Nationale Einheit is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Acwulf Schulz with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.446 billion Einheitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Nationale Einheitian economy, worth a remarkable 8,143 trillion Bargelds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 418,763 Bargelds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, the fate of the world literally rests on Acwulf Schulz's fingers, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Nationale Einheit's national animal is the Eaglehawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

New Nationale Einheit is ranked 2,414th in the world and 6th in Declansburg for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 723.27 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 76thLargest Mining Sector: 86thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 257thLargest Black Market: 316thMost Corrupt Governments: 386thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 595thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 790thHighest Average Incomes: 797thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 855thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 926thHighest Economic Output: 1,001stFattest Citizens: 1,213thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,309thMost Devout: 1,373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,855thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,963rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,414thMost Efficient Economies: 2,534thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,040thLargest Governments: 3,437thMost Patriotic: 3,484thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,588thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,038thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,456thMost Influential: 6,124thRudest Citizens: 6,277thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,743rdSmartest Citizens: 7,979thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,050thMost Armed: 9,206thLargest Populations: 12,156thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,769thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,362ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,388thMost Developed: 22,318th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the region

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