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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 127th Largest Mining Sector: 149th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 342nd
The Bundesrepublik of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Kümmere dich darum, wohin du trittst.
Deric Werner
WA Delegate / Governor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Nationale Einheit

Population13.308 billion

LeaderDeric Werner
FaithDer Glaube

AnimalChickadee Eagle

The Bundesrepublik of New Nationale Einheit is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Deric Werner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.308 billion Einheitians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Nationale Einheitian economy, worth a remarkable 4,049 trillion Odurims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 304,312 Odurims, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,327,728 per year while the poor average 44,073, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of New Nationale Einheit's mid-life crisis, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of New Nationale Einheit at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Nationale Einheit's national animal is the Chickadee Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Der Glaube.

New Nationale Einheit is ranked 157,317th in the world and 61st in Novus Lucidum for Most Income Equality, scoring 3.32 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 127thLargest Mining Sector: 149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 370thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 678thLargest Black Market: 698thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 745thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 876thFattest Citizens: 878thMost Devout: 951stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,087thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,344thMost Avoided: 1,508thHighest Average Incomes: 1,547thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,552ndTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,733rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,006thHighest Economic Output: 2,118thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,278thMost Efficient Economies: 2,939thLowest Crime Rates: 2,945thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,051stMost Influential: 3,233rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,440thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,042ndLargest Governments: 4,881stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,594thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 10,670thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,516thRudest Citizens: 13,553rdLargest Populations: 13,831stSmartest Citizens: 14,267thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,679th
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the region

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