The Bundesrepublik of New Nationale Einheit is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Deric Werner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.308 billion Einheitians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Nationale Einheitian economy, worth a remarkable 4,049 trillion Odurims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 304,312 Odurims, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,327,728 per year while the poor average 44,073, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of New Nationale Einheit's mid-life crisis, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of New Nationale Einheit at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Nationale Einheit's national animal is the Chickadee Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Der Glaube.

New Nationale Einheit is ranked 157,317^th in the world and 61^st in Novus Lucidum for Most Income Equality, scoring 3.32 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.