The Nationale Republik of New Nationale Einheit is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sebastian Bierlein with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.311 billion Einheitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Nationale Einheitian economy, worth a remarkable 5,554 trillion Digitale Münzens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 362,777 Digitale Münzens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Nationale Einheit's national animal is the Red-Tailed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Templar.

New Nationale Einheit is ranked 3,488^th in the world and 4^th in Novus Lucidum for Rudest Citizens, with 169.98 Insults Per Minute.