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Most Primitive: 434thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,112thMost Devout: 2,406th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Duty, Strength, Order
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Mordka

Population663 million

CapitalMarshal City

Currencydollar
Animalskunk

The Republic of New Mordka is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 663 million Mordkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marshal City. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New Mordkan economy, worth 66.9 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,857 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy combatants are presumed guilty until proven innocent, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. New Mordka's national animal is the skunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Mordka is ranked 194,202nd in the world and 3rd in Albosiac for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 434thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,112thMost Devout: 2,406thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,106thMost Conservative: 3,965thMost Avoided: 4,251stMost Authoritarian: 5,841stLargest Mining Sector: 8,300thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,519thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,596thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,653rdTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,396thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,842ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,055thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,173rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,454thLargest Governments: 19,560thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,369thMost Extreme: 22,444thLargest Black Market: 23,472nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Mordka's influence in Albosiac rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
  • : New Mordka's influence in Albosiac rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : New Mordka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, enemy combatants are presumed guilty until proven innocent.
  • : New Mordka's influence in Albosiac rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : New Mordka relocated from Raxulan Empire to Albosiac.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.

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