Largest Black Market: 63rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 107th Largest Mining Sector: 166th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There can be no greatness without an ounce of madness
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Democratic People's Republic of New Moravia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nerys Broughton with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.004 billion New Moravians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassa. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 4,768 trillion broken dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 170,282 broken dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making New Moravians any less frightened, lavish state dinners in Thalassa are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Moravia's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Misanthropism.

New Moravia is ranked 159,797th in the world and 4,568th in Balder for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 2.92 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Black Market: 63rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 107thLargest Mining Sector: 166thMost Subsidized Industry: 526thMost Corrupt Governments: 617thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 679thLargest Populations: 881stHighest Economic Output: 1,012thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,172ndFattest Citizens: 2,193rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,639thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,101stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,638thHighest Average Incomes: 7,172ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,998thLargest Governments: 9,775thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,798thMost Avoided: 10,027thMost Authoritarian: 11,171stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,679thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,992nd
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 91st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 96th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 255th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 280th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 295th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 364th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 376th in the regionLargest Governments: 399th in the regionMost Avoided: 444th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Moravia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, lavish state dinners in Thalassa are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making New Moravians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : New Moravia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : New Moravia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, heavily subsidised New Moravian baskets litter the streets of Balder.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.

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