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Largest Black Market: 73rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 100th Largest Mining Sector: 245th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There can be no greatness without an ounce of madness
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Moravia

Population30.172 billion

CapitalThalassa
LeaderNerys Broughton
FaithMisanthropism

Currencybroken dream
Animaldragon

The Democratic People's Republic of New Moravia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nerys Broughton with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.172 billion New Moravians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassa. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 5,429 trillion broken dreams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,941 broken dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. New Moravia's national animal is the dragon and its national religion is Misanthropism.

New Moravia is ranked 145,109th in the world and 4,992nd in Lazarus for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 26 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Black Market: 73rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100thLargest Mining Sector: 245thMost Subsidized Industry: 520thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 672ndMost Corrupt Governments: 675thLargest Populations: 820thHighest Economic Output: 952ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 968thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,595thLowest Crime Rates: 2,680thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,899thMost Secular: 3,575thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,677thFattest Citizens: 3,884thHighest Average Incomes: 7,067thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,408thMost Authoritarian: 8,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,249thTop
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Largest Governments: 8,878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,320thMost Avoided: 16,372nd
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Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Secular: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 170th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 200th in the regionFattest Citizens: 206th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 395th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 402nd in the regionLargest Governments: 437th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Moravia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the government violently suppresses separatist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : New Moravia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups.

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