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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,549th Largest Populations: 4,875th Largest Black Market: 5,587th
The Militarized Colony of
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Dont sit Dont breath without being told
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Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Monoff

Population20.834 billion

CapitalNeuveigrad
LeaderGreat Leader Kleav Boricov

Currencyshank
Animalgerman sheperd

The Militarized Colony of New Monoff is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Great Leader Kleav Boricov with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.834 billion New Monoffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuveigrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The strong New Monoffian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion shanks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,582 shanks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Monoff's national animal is the german sheperd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Monoff is ranked 13,322nd in the world and 2nd in Monoffian Militarized Zone for Most Devout, with 1,682.29 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,549thLargest Populations: 4,875thLargest Black Market: 5,587thTop
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Most Armed: 9,022ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,375thMost Stationary: 9,651stHighest Economic Output: 13,219thMost Devout: 13,322ndBest Weather: 13,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,299thMost Authoritarian: 16,661st

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  • : New Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : New Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : New Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : New Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : New Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : New Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : New Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : New Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : New Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : New Monoff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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