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Most Authoritarian: 9,957thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,733rdMost Conservative: 15,808th
The Jingoistic States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Слава Новой Молдавии!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Moldovia

Population425 million

CurrencyMoldovin Ruble
AnimalGrand Eagle

The Jingoistic States of New Moldovia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 425 million Moldovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient New Moldovian economy, worth 18.3 trillion Moldovin Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,100 Moldovin Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and adultery has been made a capital offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Moldovia's national animal is the Grand Eagle.

New Moldovia is ranked 10,733rd in the world and 4th in Ensio for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,599.74 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 9,957thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,733rdMost Conservative: 15,808thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,570thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,147thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31,553rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 32,011th
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Moldovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moldovia, adultery has been made a capital offence.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moldovia, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moldovia, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moldovia, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : New Moldovia's influence in Ensio rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : New Moldovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moldovia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in New Moldovia, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moldovia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.

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