The Jingoistic States of New Moldovia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 425 million Moldovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient New Moldovian economy, worth 18.3 trillion Moldovin Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,100 Moldovin Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and adultery has been made a capital offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Moldovia's national animal is the Grand Eagle.
New Moldovia is ranked 10,733rd in the world and 4th in Ensio for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,599.74 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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New Moldovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
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New Moldovia, adultery has been made a capital offence.
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New Moldovia, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
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New Moldovia, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in
New Moldovia, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
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New Moldovia's influence in Ensio rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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New Moldovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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New Moldovia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
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New Moldovia, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
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New Moldovia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.