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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,212thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,663rdMost Influential: 5,047th
The Independent State of
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New Missoura

Population946 million

CapitalNeo-Kansas City

CurrencyMissouran Dollars

The Independent State of New Missoura is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Matteel with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 946 million New Missourans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Kansas City. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Missouran economy, worth 118 trillion Missouran Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,788 Missouran Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. New Missoura's national animal is the Catgirl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Missoura is ranked 44,397th in the world and 1,165th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,803.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,212thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,663rdMost Influential: 5,047thRudest Citizens: 5,190thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,276thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,306thLargest Retail Industry: 8,752ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,005thBest Weather: 11,994thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,134thMost Efficient Economies: 13,230thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,250thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,561stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,841stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,921stMost Developed: 17,361stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,496thHighest Food Quality: 17,557thMost Secular: 17,871stMost Inclusive: 17,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,640thSmartest Citizens: 19,232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,280thMost Politically Free: 21,787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,258thHighest Average Incomes: 23,457thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,907thMost Cultured: 24,074thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,288th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 72nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 161st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 180th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 221st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 229th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 257th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 279th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 336th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 347th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 368th in the regionMost Influential: 370th in the regionBest Weather: 377th in the regionNicest Citizens: 433rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 439th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 474th in the regionMost Developed: 482nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 509th in the regionNudest: 532nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 533rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 538th in the regionMost Secular: 556th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 563rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 565th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 578th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 579th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 587th in the regionMost Inclusive: 603rd in the regionMost Cultured: 655th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 705th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 749th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 751st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 814th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 816th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 875th in the regionLargest Governments: 922nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,003rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Missoura was endorsed by The Host Club of FreedomIand.
  • : Following new legislation in New Missoura, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Missoura, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
  • : Following new legislation in New Missoura, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in New Missoura, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did.
  • : Following new legislation in New Missoura, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in New Missoura, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in New Missoura, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : New Missoura was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : New Missoura was endorsed by The Free Land of Kalaratri.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 103 » Pakitsk, Albrook, Layngderfleethe, VW53Aland, Evrigenis, Enlil, Mardom, Trimmania, Risany Tripsonia, Axdel, Rikos Isles, Brotherland, Wiranath, New Tokyo-3 City, Bai Lung, Nevertopia, Tassirion, Hizuru, Wakeopolis, East Malaysia, The Marlands, Aivintis, New Leganes, Rhealaliit, The Almighty Country, A Slanted Black Stripe, Impia Aghte, Cymru Broadcasters, Lyontisia, The 7th Coalition of Alba, BearStackof2015, United China Nation, Land of Corporations, Dragonia, Merlovich, Abtracnt, Marrabuk, Freedomindia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Barfleur, Romanoddle Republic, Drunken Seal Islands, Taurora, Federated States of Zootron, New Bradenia Ghost, New Black Earth, Pekweng, Kublam, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Kangarawa, and 53 others.Empire of Dabiristan, Elejamie, Rainbow Vests, Roliganistan, Kucia, Modra, Unger under over, Freedom Fascists, Ridann, Goodnamesarerare, Dravida India, Nociav, Karatol-Advenra, A mean old man, Headpat Central, Holy Alasia Orozen, Zohaib, Kilkire, From New World, Preat, Exitos, Harro Waarudho, Slys Paws, Chickavia, Frankinstan, Anfair, Republic of mountain people, Lingu, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Janoobi Jazair, Lorynia, North Bernia, Noreds Thereneuthene, Mecsherstein, Wanabe, Narinoland, Endertopias, Isole Ionie, Gallisers, Sarikaya Komzin, Chesstitans, Kurikia, Shauvania, Unfunnystan, Adolanta, Clarence-Voslage, Seri Tai Republic, Agave, Piggy Piggy The Piggy, Caesargrad, Kavanos, Kalaratri, and FreedomIand.