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Most Secular: 1,686th Rudest Citizens: 2,991st Most Armed: 3,289th
The Militaristic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SHOOT IT.
LAU-131
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Military

Population2.258 billion

CapitalHeadquarters
LeaderLAU-131

CurrencyArms
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Militaristic Republic of New Military is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by LAU-131 with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.258 billion New Militants have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New Militant economy, worth 354 trillion Arms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 157,153 Arms, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Military's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Military is ranked 85,981st in the world and 3,369th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 64.56 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Secular: 1,686thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,991stMost Armed: 3,289thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,439thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,502ndMost Influential: 3,871stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,200thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,662ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,159thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 11,400thMost Developed: 11,475thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,550thSmartest Citizens: 13,721stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,106thLargest Retail Industry: 14,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,361stMost Efficient Economies: 15,666thNudest: 16,050thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,617thMost Cultured: 16,642nd
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Most Secular: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 59th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 67th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 213th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Influential: 282nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 314th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 328th in the regionNudest: 330th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 363rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 373rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 374th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 375th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Cultured: 398th in the regionLargest Black Market: 407th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 425th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 448th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 493rd in the regionLargest Governments: 596th in the regionMost Inclusive: 606th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 609th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Military was endorsed by The Protectorate of Opossum Slayer.
  • : New Military was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
  • : New Military was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in New Military, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
  • : Following new legislation in New Military, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in New Military, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in New Military, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in New Military, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : New Military was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Military, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.

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