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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,208th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,033rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,285th
The Brotherhood of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
By The People For The People
Aaron Stone
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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New Mewni

Population1.652 billion

CapitalAssassin Temple
LeaderAaron Stone


The Brotherhood of New Mewni is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Aaron Stone with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 1.652 billion Assassins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Assassin Temple. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Assassinic economy, worth 104 trillion gems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,211 gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from New Mewni retire only a few years after being appointed, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Mewni's national animal is the Templar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pagan.

New Mewni is ranked 65,618th in the world and 61st in Soviet Democracy for Most Developed, scoring 54.82 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,208thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,033rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,285thNicest Citizens: 14,677th
Most Average: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the region

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