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Highest Crime Rates: 1,519th Most Armed: 1,779th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,032nd
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
Meow, meow, nya, meow, meow
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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New Mew-land

Population5.419 billion

CapitalNyan-Nyan city
LeaderKitty The Cat
FaithBastet

CurrencyMewobuck
AnimalFeline

The Free Land of New Mew-land is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kitty The Cat with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 5.419 billion New Mew-landians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyan-Nyan city. The average income tax rate is 5.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Mew-landian economy, worth 817 trillion Mewobucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,828 Mewobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, supervisors in New Mew-land commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Mew-land's national animal is the Feline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bastet.

New Mew-land is ranked 148,357th in the world and 5,213th in the Rejected Realms for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.44 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,519thMost Armed: 1,779thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,032ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,166thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,543rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,581stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,970thFattest Citizens: 4,089thMost Inclusive: 4,329thRudest Citizens: 4,437thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,331stHighest Drug Use: 5,435thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,219thMost Cultured: 6,270thNudest: 6,611thLargest Black Market: 7,095thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 7,861stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,966thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,532ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,807thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,383rdMost Influential: 10,894thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,807thHighest Average Incomes: 12,120thSmartest Citizens: 13,210thLargest Retail Industry: 13,791stMost Developed: 15,133rd
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Highest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 78th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 80th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 112th in the regionFattest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rd in the regionMost Cultured: 147th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 150th in the regionNudest: 152nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 186th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 188th in the regionLargest Black Market: 189th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 196th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 196th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 202nd in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 268th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 285th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 314th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 329th in the regionMost Developed: 340th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 412th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 437th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 449th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 483rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 491st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Mew-land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : New Mew-land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mew-land, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mew-land, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mew-land, supervisors in New Mew-land commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mew-land, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mew-land, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : New Mew-land was endorsed by The Dead Stars of Marilyn Manson Freaks.
  • : New Mew-land was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Kyo's Sons of Toerana.
  • : New Mew-land endorsed The Matriarchy of Thepeopl.

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