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Most Secular: 979th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,439th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,069th
The United Peoples Democratic RE of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Felix mendacium mendacio veritatem libertas seruitute
High Supreme General Hoszt Enisin
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Makasta

Population1.828 billion

CapitalDeeka
LeaderHigh Supreme General Hoszt Enisin
FaithAtheism

CurrencyDelta eagle
AnimalEagle

The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Supreme General Hoszt Enisin with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.828 billion Makastians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deeka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Makastiantin economy, worth 363 trillion Delta eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 198,906 Delta eagles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,420 per year while the poor average 39,583, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Makastiantin language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Makasta's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

New Makasta is ranked 38,059th in the world and 1st in The Wild Horde for Highest Economic Output, with 363 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Most Secular: 979thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,439thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,069thMost Avoided: 2,380thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,594thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,682ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,768thLargest Mining Sector: 2,992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,216thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,515thLowest Crime Rates: 4,250thFattest Citizens: 4,728thMost Conservative: 4,846thLargest Retail Industry: 5,050thHighest Average Incomes: 5,821stLargest Black Market: 6,336thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,601stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,844thLargest Governments: 8,436thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 10,746thRudest Citizens: 11,836thSmartest Citizens: 14,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,053rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,547th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Makasta's influence in The Wild Horde fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : New Makasta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : New Makasta lodged a message on the The Wild Horde Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New Makasta, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Makastiantin language.
  • : Following new legislation in New Makasta, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Makasta, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in New Makasta, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in New Makasta, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in New Makasta, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in New Makasta, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.

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