Population | 12.542 billion |
Capital | Deeka |
Leader | High Supreme General Hoszt Enisten |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Delta eagle |
Animal | Eagle |
The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by High Supreme General Hoszt Enisten with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.542 billion Makastians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deeka. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Makastiantin economy, worth a remarkable 7,937 trillion Delta eagles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 632,835 Delta eagles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,076,345 per year while the poor average 18,260, a ratio of 278 to 1.
Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Makasta's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.
New Makasta is ranked 306,823rd in the world and 497th in The League for Most Cultured, scoring -122 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Makasta, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in New Makasta, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in New Makasta, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
- : Following new legislation in New Makasta, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
- : Following new legislation in New Makasta, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
- : Following new legislation in New Makasta, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : Following new legislation in New Makasta, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
- : Following new legislation in New Makasta, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in New Makasta, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in New Makasta, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.