Population | 22.254 billion |
Capital | New Lower Manhattan |
Leader | The Director |
Faith | none |
Currency | NLM credit |
Animal | death monster |
The City-State of New Lower Manhattan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Director with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.254 billion Manhattanites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lower Manhattan. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Manhattanite economy, worth an astonishing 12,163 trillion NLM credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 546,598 NLM credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,098,033 per year while the poor average 5,192, a ratio of 981 to 1.
AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Lower Manhattan's national animal is the death monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.
New Lower Manhattan is ranked 336,525th in the world and 16,671st in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring -279 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : New Lower Manhattan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : New Lower Manhattan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Death monster Sea.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, Manhattanites are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.