|Currency||Lonopoli'i Nuevezs Vlizsta|
The Marxist-Spartacist States of New Lonopolian Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Manitiblisthulistae with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 15.649 billion Lonopolians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of h'Japtul Citej. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Lonopolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,849 trillion Lonopoli'i Nuevezs Vlizstas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,074 Lonopoli'i Nuevezs Vlizstas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Lonopolian Empire's national animal is the Ligher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Agnosticism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Lonopolian Empire was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : New Lonopolian Empire was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Narodnya.
- : New Lonopolian Empire was endorsed by The Red and Black Confederacy of Ghillemear.
- : New Lonopolian Empire was endorsed by The United People's Republics of Podria.
- : New Lonopolian Empire was endorsed by The Red Union of New Samon.
- : New Lonopolian Empire was endorsed by The Red Communes of Das Pardgulew.
- : New Lonopolian Empire was endorsed by The Republic of Wagrurg.
- : New Lonopolian Empire was endorsed by The Allied Communes of Sincadenas.
- : New Lonopolian Empire was endorsed by The Democratic Socialist Union of Sauros.
- : New Lonopolian Empire was endorsed by The Socialist Federal Republic of Rorlenland.
Endorsements Received: 29 » Anarchocommunists of the World, Super Awesome Fun Times, Claiomha, Antinios, Ephros, Nangka, Silverfish37, Soviet Catgirls, Slackertown, Zaratov, Dyl, Llorens, Kaamapoori, Grod Island, Kawany, Helionyx, Agatep, Argentigrad, Ezmwalia, Picuros, Rorlenland, Sauros, Sincadenas, Wagrurg, Das Pardgulew, New Samon, Podria, Ghillemear, and Narodnya.