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Most Advanced Public Transport: 662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 865thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,193rd
The Marxist-Spartacist States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Only Collectivism protects the individual
Chairman Manitiblisthulistae
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Lonopolian Empire

Population15.649 billion

Capitalh'Japtul Citej
LeaderChairman Manitiblisthulistae
FaithState Agnosticism

CurrencyLonopoli'i Nuevezs Vlizsta

The Marxist-Spartacist States of New Lonopolian Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Manitiblisthulistae with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 15.649 billion Lonopolians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of h'Japtul Citej. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lonopolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,849 trillion Lonopoli'i Nuevezs Vlizstas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,074 Lonopoli'i Nuevezs Vlizstas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Lonopolian Empire's national animal is the Ligher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Agnosticism.

New Lonopolian Empire is ranked 20,264th in the world and 101st in The Leftist Assembly for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 12.14 Bank.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 865thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,193rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,512thLargest Governments: 1,777thBest Weather: 1,854thLowest Crime Rates: 2,142ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,435thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,622ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,821stMost Developed: 2,834thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,154thMost Influential: 3,348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,375thMost Cultured: 3,657thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,867thSmartest Citizens: 4,472ndMost Inclusive: 4,912thHealthiest Citizens: 4,974thHighest Economic Output: 5,199thMost Efficient Economies: 5,227thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,816thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,315thMost Armed: 7,326thHighest Average Incomes: 8,750thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,199thLargest Populations: 15,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,865thMost Secular: 17,779thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,638thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,264thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,325thSafest: 23,694th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the region

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