The Republic of New Liberitad is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michael Rodriguez with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.981 billion New Liberitadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Liberitad City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Liberitadian economy, worth 356 trillion New Liberitad Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,619 New Liberitad Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Liberitad is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, New Liberitad's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and sex changes are routinely performed at New Liberitad's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Liberitad's national animal is the Dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Liberitad is ranked 217,770^th in the world and 7,193^rd in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -173.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.