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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 777thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 909th
The Godforsaken Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
The bycatch of history
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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New Kvenland

Population14.41 billion

CapitalBrödstad
LeaderPeople's Commissary Tova Olthuis
FaithSarkicism

Currencylabor voucher
Animalcaribou

The Godforsaken Republic of New Kvenland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by People's Commissary Tova Olthuis with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.41 billion New Kvenlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brödstad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Kvenlander economy, worth a remarkable 2,403 trillion labor vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 166,764 labor vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kvenland's national animal is the caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sarkicism.

New Kvenland is ranked 237,342nd in the world and 50th in Arctic for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,334.7 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 777thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 909thLargest Welfare Programs: 919thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 986thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,001stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,006thMost Pacifist: 1,150thSafest: 1,264thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,482ndNicest Citizens: 1,566thMost Developed: 1,576thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,579thMost Inclusive: 1,579thBest Weather: 1,697thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,740thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,097thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,137thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,535thHealthiest Citizens: 2,619thLargest Governments: 2,690thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,829thMost Cultured: 3,483rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,951stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,774thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,894thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,781stHighest Economic Output: 6,424thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,855thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,991stMost Influential: 7,456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,101stHighest Average Incomes: 10,806thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,763rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,259thLargest Populations: 17,126thMost Politically Free: 17,244thMost Secular: 17,810th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Kvenland's influence in Arctic rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : New Kvenland's influence in Arctic rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : New Kvenland relocated from Mammoth steppe to Arctic.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kvenland, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kvenland, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kvenland, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : New Kvenland's influence in Mammoth steppe rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in New Kvenland, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kvenland, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kvenland, business is banging at no-tell motels.

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