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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 840th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,277th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,287th
The People's Communitarian Union of
Left-wing Utopia
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New Kvenland

Population10.926 billion

LeaderPeople's Commissary Tova Winter

Currencylabor voucher

The People's Communitarian Union of New Kvenland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by People's Commissary Tova Winter with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.926 billion New Kvenlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Administration is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brödstad. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Kvenlander economy, worth a remarkable 1,707 trillion labor vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,299 labor vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, nations that kill a New Kvenlander can expect a strongly worded letter, millions of New Kvenlanders are excellent swimmers, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kvenland's national animal is the caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sarkicism.

New Kvenland is ranked 85,334th in the world and 3rd in Turenn for Largest Black Market, with 326 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 840thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,277thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,287thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,386thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,453rdTop
Most Developed: 1,642ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,715thSafest: 1,744thMost Pacifist: 1,965thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,089thNicest Citizens: 2,340thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,343rdMost Inclusive: 2,344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,365thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,513thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,565thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,672ndBest Weather: 2,949thSmartest Citizens: 3,153rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,223rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,270thLargest Governments: 3,347thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,299thMost Cultured: 4,402ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,699thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,846thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,553rdMost Politically Free: 6,591stHighest Economic Output: 7,178thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,141stHighest Average Incomes: 11,137thMost Efficient Economies: 12,284thMost Income Equality: 12,798thHighest Drug Use: 14,915th

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