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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,104thMost Influential: 5,190thFattest Citizens: 5,231st
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New Kigali

Population2.344 billion

CapitalSaint Cecil
LeaderSylvester Wallace
FaithJehovah's Witnesses

Currencydollar
Animalcobra

The Empire of New Kigali is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sylvester Wallace with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.344 billion New Kigalanese are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Cecil. The average income tax rate is 57.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New Kigalian economy, worth 266 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 113,805 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, more and more people are signing up for the government party, money grows on trees, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kigali's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witnesses.

New Kigali is ranked 237,830th in the world and 5,489th in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with -22 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,104thMost Influential: 5,190thFattest Citizens: 5,231stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,707thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,167thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,512thMost Avoided: 8,161stLargest Retail Industry: 8,335thTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,088thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,946thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,248thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,148thMost Efficient Economies: 23,232ndMost Developed: 23,413thMost Armed: 24,067th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionFattest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Avoided: 143rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 172nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 180th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 194th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 254th in the regionMost Armed: 275th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 351st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 446th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 453rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 471st in the regionMost Developed: 489th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 495th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Kigali was endorsed by The Empire of Rajtech.
  • : New Kigali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kigali, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kigali, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kigali, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kigali, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kigali, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : New Kigali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kigali, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kigali, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.

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