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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 895th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,638th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,290th
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Alexei Kivisto
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New Karelograd

Population3.095 billion

LeaderAlexei Kivisto
FaithEastern Orthodox


The Doot Doot Doot of New Karelograd is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexei Kivisto with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.095 billion Karelogradians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karelograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Karelogradian economy, worth 435 trillion rubleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 140,608 rubleses, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and vacationing Karelogradians expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Karelograd's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

New Karelograd is ranked 57,118th in the world and 33rd in The Democratika for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,713.49 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 895thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,638thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,290thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,519thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,918thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,926thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,417thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,466thLargest Governments: 15,737thHealthiest Citizens: 16,149thMost Efficient Economies: 16,440th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the region

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