The Confederal Union of New Kamerstan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Consul Belyaev with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 28.786 billion Kameris are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalinkagrad. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Kamerstanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,029 trillion Rukzes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,724 Rukzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Kameris any less frightened, glamping Kameris won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kamerstan's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Orthodoxy.

New Kamerstan is ranked 8,110^th in the world and 9^th in KAISERREICH for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,455.64 on the Societal Mobility Rating.