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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,505th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,541st Most Primitive: 3,925th
The Federal Kingdom of
Authoritarian Democracy
Liberty, Freedom, Capitalism
Nicolás Bolus
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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New Juan Carlos Land

Population785 million

LeaderNicolás Bolus

AnimalCloud Antelope

The Federal Kingdom of New Juan Carlos Land is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Nicolás Bolus with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 785 million New Juan Carlos Landers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New Juan Carlos Landian economy, worth 50.4 trillion Pesos a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,240 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nicolás Bolus can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Juan Carlos Land's national animal is the Cloud Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Juan Carlos Land is ranked 147,707th in the world and 6,206th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -13 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,505thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,541stMost Primitive: 3,925thMost Influential: 4,089thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,400thTop
Most Pacifist: 10,670thSafest: 11,072ndBest Weather: 12,296th
Most Primitive: 121st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 138th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 242nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 377th in the regionSafest: 396th in the regionMost Pacifist: 399th in the regionMost Influential: 399th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 583rd in the region

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